The Petty Crime Spree Continues
First someone went into our minivan and stole the loose change from our ashtray.
Then someone stole the garden lights from my back yard.
Now someone has smashed out the rear windshield of my minivan!
All this on the day before I have to head out of the country. As they said in Disney’s Hercules, ‘That’s it, we’re moving to Sparta!’
